We were doing ketamine off iPads.

“How’d she die?”
Pause.
“Scurvy…”
Pause.
“Wait. What? …Like the pirate disease?”
Silence.
“Like not enough lemons?”
Stifled giggle
“Don’t.”
“Yeah. Sorry. Of course… but like. Shit. I could have bought her a lemon.”
”She wouldn’t have eaten it.”
"Man. Scurvy is an embarrassing way to go.”
”Yo. Forreal.”

Then, out of nowhere David Duchovny wakes up and screams “Take your finger out!” And then falls back into deep delirium and we all look at each other in stunned silence and want to laugh but don’t.